Opinion: This hot weather is no joke
Last updated 7/25/2023 at 2:29pm
Boy, it sure is hot today.
How hot is it?
It’s so hot I bought a loaf of bread and by the time I got home it was toast. It’s so hot my grandfather’s chicken laid an omelet. It’s so hot his cows are producing evaporated milk. It’s so ho...
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