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amos the churchmouse:
a view from under the pew
Editor's note: Amos is a churchmouse, who types by hopping on the computer keyboard, but he can't operate the capital shift, and he shuns punctuation marks – except hyphens and dashes.
when bugs go to school
you know boss with the
new school year about
to start i have developed
an ever-increasing admiration
for our educators and the
little bug students they
attempt to teach
life isn t always easy
in a bugtussle classroom
boss but both students
and teachers alike seem
to make the best of it
the other day i ran across
some educational data from
some of our bugtussle
students that was
displayed on the internet
by their teachers
i tell ya boss it was
rather enlightening and
somewhat entertaining
here are some classroom
conversations gleaned from
some of bugtussle s brightest
and strangest students
one teacher asked little howie
the hootie owl – why are you late
little howie replied – cause class
started before i got here
another teacher asked little walter
the woolie worm – why are you
doing your math multiplication
on the floor
little walter replied – you told me
to do it without using tables
a third teacher asked bobby
the little bumble bee – how do you
spell crocodile
little bobby thought a moment
and spelled it – k-r-o-k-o-d-i-a-l
and of course the teacher told
bobby – no that s wrong
so little bobby responded – well
maybe it is wrong but you asked
me how i spell it
then one chemistry teacher asked
little timmy toad – what is the
chemical formula for water
and without hesitation little tim
spoke right up – h i j k l m n o
the teacher was confused – what
are you talking about says he
well yesterday you said it was
h to o says little timmy
then one day a bugtussle teacher
asked little millie millipede – millie
name one important thing we have
today that we didn t have ten years ago
me says little millie the bright millipede
that same day the same teacher saw
what a mess little mikey the mole
was making and asked him – mikey
why do you always get so dirty
little mikey thought for a moment
and then it came to him – well i m
a lot closer to the ground
than you are
the teacher then called on
louie the songdog and said –
george washington not only
chopped down his father s
cherry tree but also admitted it
now louie do you know why his
father didn t punish him
big louie smiled a slobbery smile
and said – cause george still had
the axe in his hand
another teacher called on simon
the squirrel and asked – simon
tell me truthfully do you say
prayers before eating
little simon replied – no sir
i don t have to – my mom is
a good cook
finally at the end of the day
one teacher turns to harold
the humbug and asked – harold
what do you call a person who
keeps talking when people are
no longer interested
without blinking an eye little
harold says – a teacher
sometimes boss teachers have
a trying time to make us
smarter – and then sometimes
the kids outwit their tutors
but god still loves us each
and every one
amos