Contrary to popular opinion, I am a "believer."
I believe:
- If putting from 50 yards off the green becomes prohibited, I will stop golfing.
- Most politicians and party members bear little resemblance to their stereotypes.
- People from all parties are equally compassionate about individuals.
- One party seems louder in questioning their opponents' patriotism. If you think that it might be yours, it probably is.
- Two out of three good-old-boys who paint their opponents as bleeding-heart pansies would probably get their tails whipped by those pansies.
- Politicians' religious and social stances are usually pretty shallow.
- Preachers don't always tell their congregations what they learned in seminaries because it might jeopardize their positions.
- People should not sweat "666" because the only power it has is to spook those without a sense of humor.
- Women are only marginally kinder than men.
- No matter their age or social position, everyone wants to look good.
- When one is in physical pain, nothing else matters.
- No one is superior to another by birthright; it has to be earned or forfeited.
- If another's "joking" words make me feel bad, my words do the same.
- Shoe-size does matter.
- Through conditioning and will power, older guys can beat younger guys in sports.
- It is difficult to understand the depression of old age and dying until we are there.
- Unless they are pretty, trying to "convert" Wendel Sloan usually ends in a crisis of faith for the converter.
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