Life is too short not to have fun

Libertarians usually enjoy a good joke at our own expense. The most amusing jokes are based on truth.

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Q: Why did the libertarian chicken cross the road?

A: “None of your business. Am I being detained?”

In today’s police state, this humorous response to an all-too-common occurrence lets us laugh at a serious, and growing, problem.

Then there are jokes that probably won’t be understood as well by people unfamiliar with libertarians and their ideas:

Q: How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: “None. If the market wants that light bulb screwed in, it will happen on its own.”

Of course, libertarians know “the market” is us. If we want the light bulb screwed in, we will either do it ourselves or pay someone else to do it. That is how it happens “on its own” rather than with someone throwing authority around and ordering it to be done.

Some humor is found in the common perception of libertarians, whether it’s completely accurate or not:

Q: What is a libertarian salad?

A: “Lettuce alone.”

Personally, I like being with people as long as they aren’t pushing me around, but the joke still made me smile.

Turnabout is fair play. The absurdity of both the war on politically incorrect drugs and false authority create the humor in this popular tale:

A Drug Enforcement Administration officer stops at a ranch in Texas. He tells the rancher, “I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs.”

The rancher says, pointing, “OK, but don’t go in that field over there.”

The officer explodes: “Mister, do you see this badge? I have the authority of the federal government with me. This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish — on anybody’s land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear?”

The rancher nods politely, apologizes, and goes about his chores.

A short time later, the rancher hears loud screams and sees the DEA officer running for his life, chased by the rancher’s big Santa Gertrudis bull.

With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer, and it seems likely that he’ll get gored before he reaches safety. The officer is clearly terrified. The rancher throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs: “Your badge! Show him your badge!”

If only everyone recognized such authority for what it really is as well as that fictional bull.

Yes, I laugh at jokes directed at libertarians as well as those directed at our opposition. When you’re on the right side, you have nothing to fear from jokes. Life is too short to not have fun.

Farwell’s Kent McManigal champions liberty. Contact him at:

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