Amos the Churchmouse: The Ballad of Davy Crickett

Editor’s note: Amos, our churchmouse poet, decided last week to try out Willifred the white rat’s experimental tiny time machine. So, on Tuesday, Willifred installed his Tiny Time Traveler on Amos’ 1957 Cheese-rolet motorized matchbox.

The first time Amos had tried the time machine, he had found himself in Israel and face-to-face with Mrs. Mouses and her special cookbook, “One Thousand and One Ways To Fix Manna.”

This time, however, the moment Amos climbed in, he found himself in San Antonio, Texas, in the mid-1830s and confronted by another of history’s unusual characters.

the ballad of davy crickett

boss when i hit the ground i

was astounded by an

unusual sight – a bowlegged

cricket with a ratty coonskin

cap was twanging away on a

modified one-string

ukelele

this is what he sang

born on a trash heap

in tennessee

a bug so poor

but shunned poverty

hopped off the heap

and into luxury

killed him a flea

when he was only three

dav-y dav-y crickett

bug of the wild frontier

he went to congress

to save humanity

he stirred up strife

and risked his dignity

went out west to

fight the bugs and fleas

wrestle cobras and

made some history

dav-y dav-y crickett

bug of the wild frontier

he quit twanging on his

ukelele looked me up and

down and said what can

i do for you stranger

are you really davy

crickett says me a bit

incredulously

that i am son says he

suspiciously are you a

bill collector

no not me says me

i m just a little

wandering churchmouse

well i don t have much

to do with religion says

he ever since a gypsy

moth told me that church

would probably be the

death of me

i wouldn t take it that

way says me besides

church is not the essence

of religion - jesus is -

and he can set you free

from death fear and

anxiety

what makes you think

so says he besides i m

not afeered of death

scorpions snakes or

anything

that may be true says

me but everybody needs

the peace and security

of jesus in their mind

and heart

he gives you life joy

and peace that even

throughout eternity

will never part

i ll have to think on

that some and give it

my utmost consideration

says davy

and then he picked up

his ukelele and started

strumming and singing

again

dav-y dav-y crickett

bug of the wild frontier

boss i don t know if davy

changed or met jesus

somewhere along the way

but he must have overcome

his fear of churches by

the time he made it to

the alamo in eighteen-

thirty-six