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Editor's note: Amos is a churchmouse, who types by hopping on a computer keyboard, but he can't operate the capital shift, and he shuns punctuation marks - except hyphens and dashes.
amos suffers rejection
boss my ego is reeling
from three simultaneous
rejections i sent some
of my poems to three
mousey publications
one said my poems were
too simple and lacked
imagery another one
said the poems were so
balled up with images
they were confusing
a third editor said
forget it kid - go back
to peddling cheese
or better yet why not
try preaching
i was so depressed i
went to the phone to
call dial-a-mousey-
friend but a recording
came on which said
we re sorry but all our
mousey friends have left
for parts unknown
please call again next
week maybe they ll
be back by then
dragging myself out of
the phone booth boss i
decided to try to bury
myself under the nearest
trash can
just when i thought life
and the world in general
had kicked me out of it
boss i ran across - or
rather stumbled over -
this funny looking little
bookworm named howie
in a local college library
howie was a religion
professor s pet bookworm and
he resided in a corner of the
prof s tottery old bookshelf
howie has a peculiar
habit for a religious
bookworm he likes to
write limericks - and
sometimes they don t
even make sense which
makes them even funnier
would you like to hear
a limerick he asks
no i wouldn t i reply
ok here s how it
goes he said
a very near-sighted
old man from drew
made a trip to the
municipal zoo
he mistook a gorilla
for his dear wife
priscilla and said i
thought you had
shopping to do
i didn t want
to hear it i yelled
ok here s another
he said but try to
remember to grin at the end
a hillbilly singer named moe
was adept with his old banjo
he twang and he twang
and sang and he sang
till he died of sadness and woe
i think i know how he
felt i said
tell me what you think
of this one
said a green army recruit
willie mill
when asked why he went
over the hill
to avoid being dead
for the sergeant had said
when ready everyone fire
at will
boss i began to grin
maybe the world wasn t
going to end i think i
had found a friend
so i asked him to tell
me another one again
sure he said with a smile
but it may take me awhile
oh here s one the best of
the pile
did you hear about the
awful blizzard
it was colder than a
penguin s gizzard
the icicle i ate
i discovered too late
was nothing but a quick-
frozen lizard
boss i laughed and i
laughed and it really
felt good it helped me
realize that even if the
whole world rejects me
jesus loves me and his
love through howie
demonstrated the truth of
the proverb that a merry
heart doeth good like
medicine
amos
p s - oh by the way boss
the limericks were
courtesy of the late dr fred
howard of wayland baptist
university - just thought
you might like to know