Don't go around Fred's place at night
“Old Fred Pair was a ring-tail tooter,
“A cane raiser, and an out-house shooter.
“He stood outside his kitchen door
“And plugged that privy with a forty-four.”
The time was 12:30 on the afternoon of Sept. 5, 1945, and the place was t...
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