Articles from the October 28, 2012 edition

Wendel Sloan

Willie wants to withdraw as VP on our Green Tea Party ticket. It's not that he thinks "The party of common sense that knows it doesn't know" can't win. With our anti-oxidant, pro-equal-rights agenda, he's afraid that we will. Then we'll have to deal with being commanders in chief, target of everyone's self-interest. We support balanced budgets, but will be blamed for decades of budget busting. If we don't start unaffordable wars, we'll be peacemongers — even though we both s...